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Acorn Arcade forums: The Playpen: Someone post something amusing, would you?
  Someone post something amusing, would you?
  (14:58 15/6/2002)
  mfrissen (14:58 15/6/2002)
    moss (14:58 15/6/2002)
      [mentat] (14:58 15/6/2002)
        mfrissen (12:19 10/4/2002)
mfrissen Message #9157, posted at 12:19, 10/4/2002, in reply to message #9156
Unregistered user some more:

shakeit! (IE only, I'm afraid):

you can scan *anything*!

worlds fastest toilet:


some quotes about BEER:
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

--Catherine Zandonella

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

--Ambrose Bierce

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

--W.C. Fields

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. --Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -- Tom Waits

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Beer is good food.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack Handy

It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Beer - it's not just for breakfast anymore

Beer: Nature's laxative.

Beer. If you can't taste it, why bother!

One more drink and I'd be under the host. --Dorothy Parker

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. --Dave Barry

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. -- Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry

My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy and find that workouts cut into my drinking time. --A Wolverine is Eating My Leg

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart

Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.

If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I'd take the nothing...

Draft beer, not people!

Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat. --David Geary

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. -- David Moulton

A drink a day keeps the shrink away. --Edward Abbey

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. --Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Put it back in the horse! --H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s, after he drank his first American beer at a bar.

[Edited by mfrissen at 12:44, 10/4/2002]

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moss Message #9153, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002
Unregistered user I'm bored unhappy
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mfrissen Message #9154, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9153
Unregistered user depressing: http://www.webho.com/WealthClockRealTime

trippin (flash - hope this works on RPC):





just plain cool:


more bwhahahaha:


enough for a good hour. smile

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moss Message #9155, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9154
Unregistered user Hooray for MarcoF! Yay! smile
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun Message #9156, posted by [mentat] at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9155
[mentat]Fear is the mind-killer
Posts: 6266
Amusing eh?



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Acorn Arcade forums: The Playpen: Someone post something amusing, would you?